Now that the election is over, America must prepare for the looming danger from our Giant Northern Neighbor. That's right, Canada is destined to be the biggest threat to the United States since its founding. Every Tea-Bagger you know says they are moving there. I didn't understand that all when I first heard, "If Obama wins, I'm moving to Canada." Canada? Really? You are going to a country with socialized medicine? Canada doesn't seem to be the logical choice for rabid fascists. But they said they are going, and I don't think the Canadians are as well prepared to resist their money and their ways as was the U.S. these past four years. And once they establish themselves and begin electing Tea-Bagger candidates into office. . . I think I'm going to be in favor of building that big wall along the border.
I don't watch television much, so maybe this has been said to death already. If so, forgive my silliness.
Red sent a photo from Paris her first day there. "O.M.G." she wrote, "I didn't know you were so famous." Oh, my dear, this is just the first of many C.S. sightings you will have while you are there. I've lived a thousand lives. I'm just stuck in this one for the time.
(circa 1988. . . I'd guess)
...being.
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