Lindsey Lohan Is Pregnant

Originally Posted Tuesday, April 2, 2013

After a fully blown out weekend, I returned to my desk for a day full of administrivia.  It could go on forever.  My imagination languishes.  But I did shoot with a model in the studio on Sunday.  She is a photographer, or wants to be, and she figured modeling was a good way to learn.  She was there to steal from me.  She got her money's worth.  She did not know how to model, really, but she has a degree in art history and worked with those ideas in her head.  Sometimes it's O.K. for me if the model is not a model as long as we can overcome the shyness factor.  That is where my talents really lay.  Surely this should be a marketable skill.  But how do I market it?  I have no talent there.  I have several people trying to get me to get my images out where they can be seen and perhaps purchased.  I haven't done any of it yet.  I have so many large prints that they have piled up into an unruly mess.  It would take a week to sort them in some meaningful way.  The weight of the collection of them is unbelievable, hundreds and hundreds of pounds.  I can't find anything.  I can't show what I want to people who come to the studio.  They are just there, a testimony to something, perhaps a pathology or two.  When people come in and see them, they say such lovely things in low tones that I sometimes don't believe they've said them.  You might think I'd be better at organizing since I am used to administrivia, but I am not organized at work, either.  My office looks like the dwellings of a hoarder with piles of papers and books and coffee cups and cans of sardines and water bottles and little gifts--it is embarrassing. 

Something needs to be done with that paragraph (it is really not a paragraph at all in the strict sense of the word), but I think that it that I have performed my theory.  Form and meaning.  I've left a mess while speaking of such.  Brilliance.  Genius. 

Self-proclaimed. 

That is what a blog is anyway, right?  Self-proclomation. 

But what was I saying?  And so on and so forth. 

I think I'll title this "Lindsey Lohan Is Pregnant" and see how many hits I get.