Thursday, July 17, 2014

Muddled and Confused



Are you shitting me?  This is "headline" material over at CNN and apparently a hot topic on Twitter.  This is the new logo for airbnb.  They are worth 10 billion dollars, a pittance in today's digital market, but I'm not sure what it is they offer.  Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, what a world I live in.  Oh, wait. . . I haven't explained the controversy.  This reminds people of every possible combination of sexually stimulating eye candy--tits and ass and balls and cock and ass and vagina.  I promise you, I can't see it.  If I could, I might like it.  Maybe the human anatomy has changed since I was intimately involved with it.  I know that digital media has rewired the brain, but maybe now it is rewiring the body, too.  I'll keep working at it and I'll let you know when this image makes me horny.  Wait!  I get it now.  I see it.  It is an AARP body!  Saggy tits and ass and balls and cock and ass and vagina (did I say "ass" twice?).  No wonder people are objecting.  I get it now.  Sorry to have bothered you with this.

I'll give you something for comparison.  You, too, will see how I could have been so muddled and confused.


2 comments:

  1. I thought it was a heart -- turned upside down in a new hipster style.

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  2. You are such a twisted romantic.

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