Dogs

Originally Posted Saturday, July 26, 2014

Hours of orthopedic stretching, icing, and heating my back.  Boring.  It is horribly and dreadfully boring.  And still. . . one thinks of sex, no?  It is true.  At least if you are a fellow.  Even pain can't alleviate erotic longing.  It is not love we think of in those boring hours, is it?  If injustice we must suffer, then the reptile part of our brains will find a way around it.  Sex. S-E-X.  It is terrible.  Picture dying old men in hospital gowns looking at the nurses with a final painful erection. 

Oh. . . don't.  You needn't.  I'm sorry. 

It is the pain and boredom.  I'm not thinking straight this morning.  Men are dogs.  Isn't that what women say?  They are jealous lovers who fantasize their wives and girlfriends and then get angry when they are.  I read about an study that has shown that even dogs get jealous.  They put a mechanical dog in the room with dog owners and their pets and had the dog owner pet the mechanical dog that was programed to react appropriately.  The pet dogs would act out, coming between the pet owner and the mechanical device and sometimes would become more violent.  I wonder how much it cost to document that?  Who knew. 

I thought to expand on this much more, but sitting at the computer is the worst and most painful thing I do to my back.  You will have to fill in the rest.  I'm sure you are able.