Monday, August 10, 2026

Buy an e-Bike Instead

I watched the number one movie in America last night.  Broke all records for gross earnings on opening weekend.  It was already available on Netflix.  So I watched it.  If that is a glimpse into the American mind, then we are a country of adolescent imbeciles.  Worst movie since "Waterworld."  The script couldn't possibly have been more than ten or fifteen pages.  

No wonder I have such a difficult time getting along.  

I was in bed by ten.  Thought I'd slept the whole night through when I got up at 12:30.  And again at 2:30.  After that, I never got back to sleep.  Lay in bed thinking.  What would I do if I didn't have to take care of my mother?  I know, I know. . . bad juju.  I thought of all the places I'd go, all the pictures I'd make.  But I knew it was a fantasy.  I am certain I will die before she does.  You think I'm being dramatic, I know.  I'm not.  

And so, what can I do?  I think I'm going to buy an electric bike.  The Shock Jock has one he said he'd sell me "for a good price."  

"Good for whom?" I queried.  

He showed me a photo of it.  I like it.  It's a beach cruiser looking thing.  I could use it to scoot to the Boulevard or in the other direction to the little hipster section of town.  I'd go on little photo journeys, perhaps.  

Just a thought.  

The plumber came and fixed the leak yesterday.  He was a good kid.  Young.  It was a cracked pipe or hose--something in between.  It took him about ten minutes to put a new one on.  

$400.00.  

That's what plumbing costs on The Lord's Day, I guess, at least here in my own town.  

If I were a handyman, I could have put that money toward the purchase of an e-bike.  

Wouldn't that be fun?



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