Rebecca Martinson

Originally Posted Thursday, April 25, 2013

I'm in love with Rebecca Martinson.  She's right about her Delta Gamma sisters, of course, and much more articulate than they, I'm certain.  I wish she had a blog.  I'd read it every day.  Her screed is much more interesting than the response it drew from the President of Delta Gamma. 

Of course her Twitter feed blew up.  Here is the one that pisses most people off. 



I would try to talk to her.

Or photograph her. 

Looking at her, though, I don't think she is white. 

I'd like to get the chance to explain that to her.  My Norwegian ex-girlfriend wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Rebecca and a Puerto Rican.  It wouldn't take long for me to have her marching for her brown brothers and sisters, I know.  She's a smart girl, I can tell.  She gets it. 

For any of you who do not know of Rebecca's newfound celebrity status. . . here.

Nope.  This is exactly the kind of girl for me.  But she'll be on t.v. soon, have her own show on a cable network, and all the spontaneous charm of youth will be gone.  All that will be left for us is the phrase "cunt punt"which will inevitably live on too long in the popular lexicon. 

Oh, Rebecca, we hardly knew ye.