|Accidentally Wes Anderson|
Oy. Cold house, hot coffee, and a hangover. The perfect Christmas morning? I made a mistake and ate some of that gummy candy someone sent to me. That shit never hits you when it should, so I was tripping my brains out when I was brought out of a very deep sleep by a banging noise. I thought it was outside, just some holiday hooligans or whatever. I thought it would stop.